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17 February 2008 @ 03:34 pm
Fic: The One On Top, Obviously  
Title: The One On Top, Obviously
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House/Wilson friendship and pre-slash, Wilson/Amber mentioned
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: I don't own House.
Summary: "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, um, nothing. Just... looking. At stuff."
"In a gay store?"
Word count: 216
Status: Complete
A/N: All dialog. It's not my fault this happens when the prompt "Lube" comes up in my LJ feed.


"House?"

"Wilson?"

"What are you doing here?"

"Oh, um, nothing. Just... looking. At stuff."

"In a gay store?"

"I was curious. Why are you here?"

"Ah. Well. Amber-"

"Oh God, I knew she was a man."

"What? No! Amber... just wanted me to pick up some stuff. You know. Stuff."

"In a gay sex store."

"Well. Erm. There wasn't anything else around that sells this kind of stuff."

"Leather?"

"It's what she wanted."

"She's a dominatrix."

"Not that kind of leather! Just... I don't know. She gave me pictures..."

"Wow. That looks painful. Which one are you?"

"The one on top, obviously."

"..."

"House, stop laughing. Seriously. It's not that funny. House. Stop."

"Right. Like she would ever let you win."

"Hmm. That seems so similar to someone I know."

"You're talking about me again, aren't you? Besides, I told you that you were sleeping with me."

"House. No matter how much you want it, I'm not sleeping with you."

"Wow. No matter how close that statement is to the truth...."

"What?"

"What?"

"Seriously? Because I always knew it."

"Knew what?"

"That you wanted to sleep with me."

"No I don't! I'm leaving."

"Fine, House, run away from the inevitable. Like or not, you'll sleep with me some day!"

"Not listening!"

"Someday, House. Someday you will."

"God, Wilson. No I won't."

"Yes you will."

"Fine, I will."

"Hah, I knew it! ... Wait. Seriously?"

"Sure. Right now."

"What? House. I'm leaving."

"Wait, Wilson, you're the one who wanted it."

"..."

"Wilson, come back."

"..."

"Come on, I was kidding."

"..."

"Kind of."
 
 
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
 
 
 
me.: howse em dee - yes!theyreforrachel on February 17th, 2008 09:01 pm (UTC)
hehehe! ♥
Emilywritemage on February 17th, 2008 09:19 pm (UTC)
Thanks &hearts
Willikins: House - Wilson - smilemr_liam_to_you on February 17th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
Lmao. Win and awesome. The fact that it's all dialogue is freaking awesome as well. :D
Emilywritemage on February 17th, 2008 09:19 pm (UTC)
Thanks for reading and commenting! I'm glad you liked =D
Small talk makes me sick: can this show get any gayercadeira on February 17th, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)
*snicker* very funny!
Emilywritemage on February 17th, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC)
Thanks for reading &hearts
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Emilywritemage on February 17th, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC)
Thanks for reading and reviewing =D
an asphyxiating miasma of hipnesshilsongirl on February 17th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC)
Absolutely amazing!
I love it.
Emilywritemage on February 17th, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC)
Thank you =D
schnuffie: House Wilson schwarz weiseschnuffie on February 17th, 2008 09:32 pm (UTC)
mbwahahahahahahahahaah!
Realy, realy good...
I had a picture in my head ")))... *smirk*
The owner of this store smirked too, did`nt he???
Emilywritemage on February 17th, 2008 11:21 pm (UTC)
Of course =D He probably thought they were together (of course, doesn't everyone think that?)

Thanks for reading and reviewing.
juloreanjulorean on February 17th, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
Hee! i'm convinced this would happen. It's just the sort of thing House would do. I love the dialogue, it's so *them*.
Emilywritemage on February 17th, 2008 11:22 pm (UTC)
Thanks =D I want this to happen on the show too *crosses fingers*
oliviazaratinga on February 18th, 2008 05:49 am (UTC)
Very Cute! Just what those two gameplayers would do to each other.